THE WORKMAN, SATURDAY, MARCH 1930 PAGE THREE ATLANTIC SIDE NEWS INTERESTING JOTTINGS. LA MASCOTA Indoor Carnival Queen (By ELIJAH HUNTER)
more Just Received a Large Assortment of ENGLISH TWEEDS Blue Serges, Black Cheviots and Cream Flannels LEST YOU FORGET Our Tailors Trimming Department IS UP. TO. DATE AS USUAL LA MASCOTA Friends and Countrymen: am rible, but the feminine is Sylvia McLean Elected, Joint talking to you to day about Stink terrible. Its a question of degree, Concert Success Pots. It is hardly necessary to stink, stinker, stinkest. If women define it, but in order to introduce preponderate in social stinkness, On Monday night of this week there my subject quite clearly, will tell then God help humanity! but it was an enjoyable concert in conjunc you that a stink pot is a pot that seems, it is getting to be that way tion with the last count of votes for is stink. You know a pot, and you in some places. May be, the prethe Indoor Carnival Queen of Divi recognize a stinking smell. COD ponderance of feminine stink pots sion No. 877, of Colon. Some crete definition however, and the can be accounted for by the fact of the interesting features on the definition most suited to my purpose that the males are prevented by addresses programme comprised is as follows. stink pot is an In the very Latest Designs economic obligations, while the tevocal solos, recitations, song pian animal, either of the masculine or male have all the time at their dispieces and other instructive rendifeminine gender, from which there is ALSO tions. There was a full gathering perpetual emittance of disgusting posal to emit stinkness, and destroy of adults and children, and the voting odors atench. Association with the purety of social amity. If this for queen of the Indoor Carnival was these is always disgusting, and their be so, and it appears to be, the condition is creating dangerous sitkeenly contested. Miss Sylvia Mcproper nomenclature in this connecLean was duly elected as queen of tion 18, social stink pot. In this uation. How long this state of the carnival and received a thunderassociation which is mostly compul. affairs will be allowed to continue, ing ovation on the declaration of her sory due to uncontrollable circumone does not know and cannot tell.
majority of votes in the contest.
stances, the atmosphere to polluted The thing that will save the situation.
The following shows the result of and made noxious in the same manseem to be what is suggested above, the voting, ner as the carcass of rat that had viz. bury them! The decent women been a long time dead in a room, in particular, should bury the stink Miss McLean 6935 Miss Quintine would make that room, that social pots in the grave of ostracism, that Miss Gayle 1476 stink pot itself being actually is, banish them from they associaMiss Shaw 1800 carcass, a thing from which the tions by popular voto exclude them by general consent Miss Watson.
vital principle is gone, and which from common 947 Miss Smith.
totally and altogether contemptuous! privilegen, and from all favours, Miss Bamard.
711 communications, and contact whatMiss Corpus.
Now, associating these definitions soever, for in the name of common Miss Williams and their enlargements with your sense and reason, what is it possible MULLER own experience of a stinking smell, to do with a woman who is depraved Prop.
Miss Graham.
Miss Williama 11 you are bound to be in possession of and pervert? woman who has be37 CENTRAL AVENUE 37 the fact as to how repulsive stink come hard boiled in under world On Sunday night the queen will pot actually is. And if you ever living? woman who has no sense open Court at her coronation, and came in contact with a man or wo of modesty, propriety, or decency on Monday night the grand reception man in your community who con. Nothing can be done with her exthe fire, that society might be pro laugh all the time, something is ment if they fail to comply with cer will take place for her dignitaries; tected!
forms to any of these definitions, cept to bury her, for in that condiwrong with us, and Corozal is mot tain ungracious impositions and decrees will be issued and the Order then, there you have what am re tion she is absolutely the protagonist a very great distance away from there you stand face to face with of her Realm will be established. ferring to as a social stink pot. of moral degradation and social corThis column, friends and country. any part of this Isthmus, so you crisis!
there was an enjoyable concert in ruption. Her influence is like that men, has been devoted as a rule to won mind being serious this week.
are cordially For appropriateness then, am of a pestilence. So many of them contributions which give exercise to Next week, may be, might give ly. threshed out the solemn Conclave invited to After these matters were thorough friends and admirers attend this suspicious confining my arguments to the social is like so many locusts that cut off the side. This week, it is devoted to you something to make you smile voted solidly, to abstain from Public function.
atmosphere. You know how it is the leaves, and destroy the buds, and giving exercise to the head. It we awhile!
Rejoicings, Obey the Laws as much and you know how, on account of peal off the bark trom the tree of as may be humanly practicable, but, DENTIST HOWELL the presence of these stink pots, human society!
Heard Under the Almond Tree by all means, show disapprobation you breathe an impure and nauseatby silently protesting; by remaining House No. 912 La Boch ing atmosphere. And you wonder Yes, you know, and you must ad The last Conclave convened in thrift and self determination as to mum, by encouraging obedience to Canal Zone how came these stink pots. mit that there is one or more of serious mood Under The Historic his dignity and inviolable prestige. uncontrollable hardships, and defeatWell, let me tell you. They have these social stink pota in every Almond Tree. The principal topic This is a tangible, manifestation ing an unjust Law by helping its by the best element among them been a long time coming. From the community. Perhaps, some who read which was hotly discussed centred against humiliating measures which succes!
would be found enthusiastically days of their youth they have been this are the unfortunate victims of around the attitude assumed by West the Immigration and Registration This being so, we find but a negli vieing to make the year carnival accustomed to the notoriety of being these contemptible animals. The ad Indians towards the carnival celebra Laws attempt to impose and you gible quantum of our adult folk unprecedented, but this year the cold socially stink. As a result, the vital mission must be made, not out of tions. Although the West Indians. really should not eensure the fellow. showing any interest in the coming shroud of a people manly prida part of themselves their character, sentiment, but because it is a fact.
are not behind any other people in who feels that you are lampooning carnival celebrations. The youths seem to eloquently acclaim their dishas been given, bit by bit, to the If it were not so, society would not lowls of the air and the beasts of have been in the mess it la to day. sport and recreation, humour and the him, and in disgust therefor, koeps and that trresponsible, senseless and satisfaction and awakening to that the field. Now, they have completely in this place. It would not have pleasurable indulgences of life, he himself away from rubbing with you, thoughtless set of grown ups may spirit of economie conservation, which seems to have marched a few paces when he fears that something un be found. participating, but this is alone shall preserve the integrity of stunkened, being drained of all that been so difficult for respectable per race 80 unfairly disparged and is sustaining, all that is vital. Now, sons to live in pure and exhilarat to the front, this time, in economic pleasant might be hurled at him, and no representative group of the West the consequences may be grave. Indian Colony here. In years pone publicly insulted!
character is conspicious by absence. ing atmosphere, and persons who are From the economic point of view, And now, it is right and mete that fit to live would not have been so these should be disposed of in the frequently driven to desperation by The Greatest Thrill we have myriad complaints, but one of the most pressing, is the devilish only sensible way that civilization the unspeakable displeasure of stink atrocities of the Rent Fiends in dispose of cacasses bury them, and pot contact. Verily, in the World the social Colon. The arrogance, the dishonesbury them deep!
stink pots are abnoxious and poisonty, the unconscionable and brutal ous. They cambereth the social The masculine stink pot and the ground, and like the barren fig tree, despotism assumed by these auto feminine stink pot, both are tor should be hewn down and cast into cratic Rent Magnates, is intolerable, in and nothing short of an Economie Reign of Terror in the TenementRental Realm, is in progress here.
NEURALGINA The Rent Syndicates, Trusts and Cor.
porations are squeezing out the GIVE US CALL AND Stop and analyze it. there economic blood of the unfortunate tenants, and where we are trailing BE CONVINCED THAI Should be in every office to immedjately soothe any nothing in life that gives more pure happiness neuralgic pain caused by excessive mental work.
than making to, is a grave matter. Other matters of a mediocre degree are agitat.
someone else happy.
ing the comunity, and they are thinkIs there?
NEURALGINA ing very seriously of moderation and When we present a gift, we reserve in their ranks.
Should be in every school to soothe bad headaches want it to be packed with all the They have been dubbed, Undesirentiment, affection and good able, while Legislative measures and and reduce the fever of children There a multitude of things Executive Decrees ban thema that will serve, but they lack in Prohibited People, on the Isthmus.
NEURALGINA TRIAL ONCE WILL some respect. They wear out They considered that a Republican quickly; outlive their usefulness; Government, by virtue of its franBRING YOU ALWAYS Is completely Inoffensive and nourishes the heart or have no usefulness at all, is chise to foreigners, and those who there ANY THING that will have come materially assisting the quicken the recipient heart construction and permanence the bent. that will tell her more prosperity and development of the For sale both Wholesale and Retail eloquently than you could that country, would have displayed more you wish her well. that speakos liberal and democratic friendliness AT THB its quality every time it is seen. towards the strangers within its that never wears out. that re gates. They now find themselves AMERICAN PHARMACY tains its value. that arouses socially stampeded, and in their eivie 72 Carlos Mendoza Street 72 the admiration of all who see it?
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