THE WORKMAN, SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1930 PAGE THREE INTERESTING JOTTINGS CANADA TOTAL WEALTH CERVEZA BALBOA The product of a Master Brewer IT IS THE Estimated at About Thirty (By ELIJAH HUNTER)
Billions Friends and Countrymen, Howde, with wonder and bewilderment. They 30 BILLION ESTIMATE how do you do? In case you feel make me hunger and thirst after OF CANADA WEALTH reciprocal, must say that am still that which is not obtainable in here, not resisting, holding on. This church. They ravish my imaginaOTTAWA, is very provoking to some folks; tions, they enchant my emotions, and April 16. Canada total wealth is estimated to be about but look them and look me, as they bewitch me into dreamland.
20 billion dollars. United States Rufus would say. Well, told you In short, any time one of these line investments in this country of last week about the girls who like girls sit beside me in church, am 900, 000, 000 dollars, Great Britain to wear transparent trapings in taken a prisoner into captivity, and 470, 000, 000 dollar while Canadians church. Those who take charge of am confined in the thralldom of have invested abroad 1, 745, 000, 000 everybody attention by exposing servitude. Wow! am tired.
dollars of which 991, 000, 000 dollars their natural beauty, augmented by have used up all my vocabulary to are in Great Britain and 658, 000, 000 classy apparel and hypnotizing perde seribe what the girls do to me dollars elsewhere. Canadians own, it fumes. told you that whenever when they present themselves in is estimated, between 55 and 65 per they go that way to church, they modern garb. All this encounter.
cent of all securities of all entermake trouble, they create a distur. All this endure, after which say, prises located in Canada.
bance, they lead one into temptation, Amen!
they provoke, tantalize and irritate.
An old man, being attracted by her Of course, there are some folks who But wait till tell you. Once upon will tell you (I mean male folks)
august presence pointed her to a a time, not so long ago, service was that is not so with them. Don be going on in a certain village. The seat. She accepted and yangered lieve them, they are hypocrits, they place was full, and the parson was into it. As soon as she sat, up everywish to deceive you as they do them officiating as usual. Old ladies and thing went to above the knee, bringselves. Don let them fool you. If young, old men and boys, children ing to view a painful pair of Paris you put all the white wash in the and others were joining in worship, garters which held as painful a pair world on a sepulchre, it will still re the thing they had all assembled to of stockings in place. She pulled main a sepulchre, only that you will do. But you know how it is. out a dainty fan and commenced to fan. Old man was have to call it a whitened sepulchre. certain type of girls are always conimmediately remember, this old This is what those are who pretend veniently late getting to church. trapped. Now, man was not anything below seventhat they are not attracted by a nice, They seem to require so much time fat, peechy girl, all dolled up in to hitch on their trappings, and to ty, so it cannot be said he was callous, make a few somersaults before the worldly, or anything like that.
fascinating apparel, when she sits The mirror to see if they are well hitched, girl was nice. She was fat. She was beside him, or in his view in church.
well dressed. Her skirt was above the But those who are like me, those that they are invariably late in arwho remain natural, and who are riving. One of these arrived when knee, and this old man saw all this.
not too respectable to state a fact the service was in progress. She He was old but not dead. Feeble but not adamant to an impression that will tell you that they prefer not to arrived just at the time when praysee girls that have described in ere were being read, and walked up was quite natural. So, while repeatchurch, especially when they sit near the isle, timely and what she regarding the prayers, he was looking at the girl knees. He couldn help it.
to them. Let me tell you the truth, ed as gracefully. Dressed up as she the plain truth, and nothing but the was in a shiny and gorgeous piece, They had compelled his attention, truth and my wife knows it, these with correct length to the knee, no and they would compel the attention girls acquire ascendency over me by sleeves, transparent. Someone had oc of any other man, old or young that was not dead. He continued to repeat attraction, they fascinate me, they cupied her regular seat, and she stood charm me, they transport me into up adjusting something on the should his prayers until he was completly the realms of thoughts that fill meer, some call it strap, others braces. carried away by this girl, and the parson had only reached to the midSCOUT CRAFT HAS dle of the prayers when the old man, PROMISING FUTURE with both eyes securely fastened on Scouting activities in the Isthmus the girl knees sung out in clear and resonant voice, m e n! Everyone have been rather encouraging during and especially in the city of Panama, looked arround in astonishment, in the past few months.
cluding the old man, who had just the very inception of the Fort caught himself. Yes, friends The executive of the Society here, have discovered the necessity for countrymen, this is what a short out the World have been loud ta their renewed interest in the organization acclamation of this new Dunlop especially for an old man in church. This was and are now giving the boys every desigued to meet present day motoring con dreas worn by a nice looking girl did means of encouragement to keep the ditions. tyre strong and robust nature, only one case that came to light, bebuilt by tyre craftsmen with over 40 years scout fire burning, of experience and combining the SBER cause he said Amen; but there are a The boys, are taking to the movetial features one can only true great many other cases in which no built by DUNLOP Amens were said; but in which the ment seriously and are doing all they skirts did their work nevertheless. If can to be truly worthy of their membership.
nothing more, they were responsible your ear is Nembers are increasing weekly in for the making of a great number of many of the troops, and everything not already resolutions that should never have point to a very promising future for equipped with been made in church, some fulfilled this great worldwide movement.
Fort Dunlop and some not. Things like these go to covers call on prove that all who object to short your dealer skirts and sleeveless tops in church The Greatest Thrill forthwith, and are right, if no better word can be in the World the found to express it. am in accord change over.
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ово ODO ODOODOODOE FOR NEAT and QUICK make JOB PRINTING n2 10 GIVE US CALL AND BE CONVINCED THAI we do only the best at Reasonable Prices TRIAL ONCE WILL BRING YOU ALWAYS FORT FOR DUNLOP But say! just a little more, and one of my girls would have aroused a little suspicion on me a few evenings Stop and analyze it. there ago. It was like this, was taking a nothing in life that gives more little exercise just outside my camp pure happiness than making when she passed and saw me. My someone else happy.
wife was looking though the screens, Is there?
and was within hearing distance of When we present a gift, we our voices. This girl commenced to want it to be packed with all the spoon with me, and as it was not in atiment, affection and good church, and she had on the right There a multitude of things length to her skirt, was in for the that will serve, but they lack in spooning, and was going right ahead. Some respect. They wear out don know what happened; but the quickly; outlive their usefulness; girl observed that my wife was look or have no usefulness at all, is ing through, so she quickly waved a there ANY THING that will nice hand to her, saying, mother, what quicken the recipient heart: beat. that will tell her more are we going to do with dad. All of them call me dad for camouflage) eloquently than you could that Mother good naturedly replied, you wish her well. that speaks daughter, am asking the same ques. its quality every time it is seen.
tion myself. Everything went off tains its value. that arouse that never wears out. that re: smoothly then. You see what a nice the admiration of all who see it?
thing intelligence it, and how conveYes it fine jewelry such as nient it is to be able to rise to the ocwe will be glad to show you if casion. Yes sir, it seems that if you can raise hell intelligently, you can you will pay us a visit Coon.
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