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10 BOAS PAGE THREE THE WORKMAN, SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 1930 Barbados not a Crown Colony Says Local Paper Rhyme and Reason UNTERESTUNG JOTTINGS Kindhearted Bandiis in Reply to Dr. Morgan, a game Cock SOLO ON THE TYPEWRITER (By ELIJAH HUNTER)
KINDHEARTED BANDITS Working on a newspaper is a thank less task Friends and Countrymen. The girl, as well as to try and find out CHICAGO, May 25. On rare occaThe bosses get the credit, the printer barber at the Cristobal Clubhouse pt if anyone else was sharing in hissions Chicago bandits display somegets the dough my goat the other day. If he were admiration of her. As for me, thing that resembles considerationAnd the staff gets the blame, not my friend, you would all be su watched him severely, and read his if they are paid for it, as proven by prised to read in the newspapers countenance, which made Charles Fernald, second vice presiThe Barbados Agricultural Re ulation problem; to me te If we run crime news we re senporter in replying editorially to a OUR EXCESS NUMBERS sational what did with him. He proveked member an incident of long ago when dent of the Continental Illino Bank statement made by Dr. Morgan mem over the means of feeding them and we dont, we re dull.
me sorely the way he danced around two fellows had their eyes on the and Trust Company.
ber of the British Parliament, that the possibility of a reasonably high If we print original stuff, we re passa girl admire, just because she had came girl, and both sat a little diskr. Fernald, who live the Chito go to his shop to have her hair tance away at Barbados was a crown colony, says: standard of living; and, in no small party one night, cago Athletic Association club rooms, ing, It would be churlish on the part of degree, to the innate conservatism of If we don t, the news is deadre bobbed. have never come across watching the girl and watching each had escorted to her home Mrs. Shea a smarter fellow in all my life. That other. One of them becoming proM. Smith, following a theatre party.
any West Indian to deny to Dr. Mor Barbadians of every class, creed and If we re in the office, we re missing fellow is bright, brisk, astute, and voked, shook his finger at the other They had just placed her car in the gan, the credit of having tried his colour. Everyone who knows, the something, best to place vividly before the minds Barbadian labourer know for exevery other thing that smartness saying. hell between you and me garage when two armed bandits apof his fellow members of the House ample, that he is at heart as conIf we re out rustling news, we re not stands for, especially when he sees an that gal to night. Well, Ipeared and demanded Mrs. Smith on the job jewels of Commons the serious plight of the servative as a plantation owner whom a nice girl. You know, he is an didn sy anything like that to the If we don print contributions, we adept in the rat of dressing up mens barber, nor anything else; but Here, suggested Fernald to the West Indian sugar colonies. But it he serves.
He feels, like the Eng lack appreciation, is more than unfortunate that his ad lish agricultural labourer, that what if we do, the paper is full of junk.
hair to change their appearance from wondered why he was working him.
bandits, leave the lady alone and that of a primitive John Coney self so hard. Friends and Country.
take these, and he displayed his vocacy should have been coupled with was good enough for his father and If we get a good one, we copied it, woeful misconception and mis grandfather is good enough for him, Like as not, someone will say we Dancer to a decent looking modern men, don know if have succeeded diamondring, worth 2, 400, a costly man He clips the beard of those state ment of the constitutional posi and he can no more be got to think copied this from another paper, tion of Barbados in the British Em radically, as a general rule, than he We did.
who look like ourangutangs, and formances of this barber around the bills.
to adequately describe to you the per wrist watch, a jade pin and 100 in makes them look like gentlemen. girl that night; but if have not, Pondering a moment the robbers pire. It is even more regrettable can give up say, wearing a black that he has perpetuated his error in suit on Sundays.
Even the fellows that get out of jail must ask you if you have ever seen accepted the offer. But we ll have Our illegitima y with a face full of overgrowth just a ing a leghorn to take the lady purse, said one, print when he might so easily have and our infant mortality problems writes (ie. Ormsby Gore) made sit right in his chair, and after he hen across a discovered it and avoided the charge barn yard? It you watching it from her.
are not, as Dr. Morgan blithely sugthe amazing declaration that Barba makes a few passes with a razor have, then you have the exact pie You agreed to leave her alone, of having his facta incorrect. For it gests, due to our form of Governdos was comparatively free of Colo and a few somersaults with a tin of ture of how this barber acted with said Fernald, you are breaking your is obvious that the weight of his ment but emphatically to the Barnial Office influence, which in turn powder, that fellow, should he desire that girl that night, minus the per agreement.
advocacy will he sensibly diminished badian disinclination for change. The meant that the people of Barbados to get back to jail, would have to iodical Co Co re 0 0 0! and Grudgingly the thief handed back by the fact and to the extent of his average uninstructed mother prefers are in a position to order their own be forcibly carried there. All in all, believe me, that was the only thing the purse. Mrs. Smith was wearing mistakes. Our readers will remem her mother and her grandmother destiny as they deem fit. The people this mister barber handles everybody left out, for he had the high chest, a diamond brooch and three diamond ber from the verbatim report of the idea of how to rear children buryof Barbados, we are told boast free so nicely, that he has become ex the proud and lordly steps, the dig rings valued at 10, 000, but they House of Commons debate, which we ing some in the process to what she Democratic institutions. We see no tremely popular, even so sometimes, nified posture of the head and body, were concealed by her gloves and reproduced in the Reporter, that would deem new fangled methods of thing amazing in this. It is true. he is so busy that a friend has to eat and the cockish manipulation of the wrap.
Dr. Morgan spoke of Barbados as a these young doctors. Under any The mistake which Dr, Morgan, like his supper for him.
wings (the hands. Crown Colony and on being corrected form of Government whatever is demany others makes is in putting the But do you know, wonder, when After this, and while still wait by Mr. Ormsby Gore repeated his plorable in our social conditions blame on the wrong shoulders. There this strange thing happens? It hap ed, the barber powdered the part of PALAIS ROYAL statement and spoke of a Second would exist, so long as this conseris absolutely nothing wrong with our pens generally an evening or two this girl anatomy he had dolled Chamber, the Legislative Council, as vative feeling persisted. constitution. We are a self govern before a big dance, and sometimes up, and also her face. Lard, the FOR possessed of a Government, an offi PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS ing people within the limits of all on the evening of said dance. Those delicacy of his touch, and the suaveSUITS cial majority. He might easily have is necessary before we can hope to nonautonomous sections of the Em girls whom you would call mister ty of his manner was more than discovered his error and realised that eradicate these evils. Acquiescence pire. We are not a Dominion; we if you could see nowhere else but am able to describe. He stepped Barbados is essentially not, and never and apathy and not this or that form are not a Crown Colony. Our own their heads, flock down upon him towards his cabinet, opened the door him, and Oh boy! see him take his has been and we might add, never of Government is the cause of our omission or commission. We have like buzzards from a prairie, to renew and took out a squirt can from which money with a big, broad, long smile will be a Crown Colony. He might social ills. In an article written for have it in our hands constitutional the curves around their bobs, and he rained on the girl copious show and a bow, which caused his body easily have found out that the evils the West Indian of Grenada, Dr. have it in our hands constitutional to shave their beard which, as you ers of sweet smelling perfume, and to bend from the waist, his mouth he enumerated as existing in our Morgan ridicules, in rather bad taste ly to effect all the changes necessary know, grows on the back of their the shop was converted into an at almost kissing her hand. Thank social and economic life were due to our minds, Mr. Ormsby Gore cor to make us a healthy modern sani necks. This barber wears a pleas mosphere of smells sweeter than the you, madam, he said, and the girl not to our form of government Crown rection of his assertion that we are tary progressive and attractive little ing smile all the time, but when the sweet. thought was instantly departed after she had said. Good Colony or otherwise, but to our pop a Crown Colony and inter alia: He British island girls come, mercy, it becomes a smile removed from this world of sin into night, dad (thats me. The barber of much radiance, like a sun flower a place where all is sweet, and all is stood straight up, looked at the girl, at twilight. And with the smiles pure. Someone also waiting, said then at me, and momentarily, a sharp Phone 453 the style style can done. On sotto voce, he must be hypnotizing seriousness came upon his face. That DRY CLEANING one of these nights when a dance was her. And we all were hypnotized, fellow was evidently disappointed to PANAMA on, desired to have my chin scrap. if you please, by the exquisite comeSTEAM PRESSING discover that the girl had even seen ed, so went into this barber to liness of the girl, the profound sty me; but, Look a him, and look 16 STREET DYEING have him do it. As entered the lishness of the barber, and the sweet me. He probably learnt from that PANAMA door, was stunned by the presence smelling perfumes with which this of a tall, well set up, well dressed, girl had her face bathed. She paid the girls love dad. night, that dad love the girls, and KOOKKKKKK K3KKOKK3636363 stocious, peppy, kielding piece a gal, sitting as straight up in the chair 20 as a candle in a candle stick. She was dressed in sky blue, and the skirt was one of these new fashioned kinds, having a series of semi circular curves along the edge of the tail, so you can see the prettyness that is NOW THAT THE ENGLISH TEAM worn underneath, between each scallop. This one was pea green in color, HAS TOURED THE WEST INDIES and as shine as a black bottle on Toll moonlight night. Too pretty boy.
too pretty. Mister barber was on the job. He moved around as light as a cork, and as delicate as a custard. He drew up his sleeves grabbed the scissors, making the barber Cuban touch at the pasterall, clip, and read the records of past clip clip elip, clip, in asmuch as to say. lets go!
Cricket Veterans But he wouldn touch her. He came in front and made a graceful bow.
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